WHAT WE HAVE LEARNED FROM CAMPAIGNS
At the end of the "Morning Joe" show each morning, each of the three regulars makes a tongue-in-cheek statement of what each has learned today. So, what have we learned from the campaigns for president? We have learned that:
You can actually see Russia from Alaska
Ordinary workers at their tasks determine the fundamental soundness of the U.S. economy
Obama's use of "look" to introduce a thought has spread to pundits and other politicians
The negative and misleading ads of the McCain campaign were caused by Obama's refusal to engage in a series of town hall debates
Small town people can be bitter and cling to guns or religion
Hillary Clinton will be ready on day one
McCain has the requisite experience; Obama gave a speech
Obama is a Christian, as far as Hillary knows
Hillary Clinton is from Scranton
Dennis Kucinich is conversant with UFOs
Dennis Kucinich has a gorgeous wife
Joe Biden can give a one word answer
Joe Biden's wife is "drop-dead gorgeous"
Ron Paul is angry, but not as angry as Mike Gravel
Sarah Palin may be kept in Social Security's lock box until the election
Sarah Palin can field dress a moose.
John McCain has heard of the e-mail and the google, but is unaware of possible use of telecommuncations and airplanes between Washington and campaign or debate locations
There is such a thing as credit default swaps
At the end of the "Morning Joe" show each morning, each of the three regulars makes a tongue-in-cheek statement of what each has learned today. So, what have we learned from the campaigns for president? We have learned that:
You can actually see Russia from Alaska
Ordinary workers at their tasks determine the fundamental soundness of the U.S. economy
Obama's use of "look" to introduce a thought has spread to pundits and other politicians
The negative and misleading ads of the McCain campaign were caused by Obama's refusal to engage in a series of town hall debates
Small town people can be bitter and cling to guns or religion
Hillary Clinton will be ready on day one
McCain has the requisite experience; Obama gave a speech
Obama is a Christian, as far as Hillary knows
Hillary Clinton is from Scranton
Dennis Kucinich is conversant with UFOs
Dennis Kucinich has a gorgeous wife
Joe Biden can give a one word answer
Joe Biden's wife is "drop-dead gorgeous"
Ron Paul is angry, but not as angry as Mike Gravel
Sarah Palin may be kept in Social Security's lock box until the election
Sarah Palin can field dress a moose.
John McCain has heard of the e-mail and the google, but is unaware of possible use of telecommuncations and airplanes between Washington and campaign or debate locations
There is such a thing as credit default swaps
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