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Wednesday, August 05, 2009

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REPUBLICANS IN SEARCH FOR LOUD VOICES

Party Chairman Michael Steele instituted today an intensive search for loud people to attend and disrupt town meetings and press conferences where Democrats would discuss health care reform. Mr. Steele emphasized that the Republican disruptive program is a public service, protecting the public from discussion of complicated issues that could lead to government take over of health care, as in the Medicare program.

Ideally, he said, all of the women recruited would sound like Ethyl Merman and the men like a loud Andy Devine, or a rock and roller. Some of the committee members would be dispatched to rural regions seeking champion pig callers while others are flying to Switzerland to seek high decibel yodelers.

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