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Thursday, August 24, 2006

SUB-ROSA NEWS

Some of the News
That may be True

In response to Kofi Annan's call for more troops for the U.N. force, under Italy's leadership, for southern Lebanon, Tom Cruise has offered to join up together with a contingent of battle-hardened Scientologists. The rights to any movie that comes out of this adventure will not be offered to Paramount.

In a separate announcement, the leader of the U.S.-based Minutemen promised to send to Lebanon two dozen platoons of trained Minutemen, whether or not invited to do so.

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