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2007 HEADLINES – An Early Look

TRUMP INVITES O’DONNELL TO CO-HOST “THE APPRENTICE”

AL GORE ENTERS WEIGHT WATCHERS PROGRAM
Considered an early indication of candidacy

IRAN HOSTS EVOLUTION DENIAL CONFERENCE

VIRGIL GOODE TO BECOME MIDEAST ENVOY
Bush praises Representative Goode as fair and balanced

BORAT A BIG HIT IN NORTH KOREA

GALE NORTON JOINS SIERRA CLUB
Considered to be on track to become its president.

CONGRESSMAN JEFFERSON BUYS LOCK FOR REFRIGERATOR

DURHAM DISTRICT ATTORNEY TO LEAD AMERICAN BAR ASSOCIATION
Michael Nifong praised for his keen sense of justice.

GEORGE CLOONEY COMES OUT
Admits that he's a closet Republican

JOHN ASHCROFT THE VICTOR IN “AMERICA IDOL”
Acclaim for his performance of “Let the Eagles Soar”

JOE BIDEN HIRES SPEAKING COACH
Told to practice more on talk shows.

GONZALES PUSHES FOR FAIR TRIBUNALS
Attorney General joins Bush in push for defendants’ rights

HILLARY DECLINES PRESIDENTIAL RUN
Cites wish to spend more time with Senate and family

BUSH NEGOTIATES PEACE IN IRAQ
U.S. withdraws with honor and amidst acclaim from world leaders.
Iraq becomes a Jeffersonian democracy.