2011 EVENTS

Republicans take over Congress; 1000 dead blackbirds fall from the sky

It snows in the Northeast, including New Jersey and New York City

Representative Issa uncovers Teapot Dome scandal in Oval Office.

Liberal Democrats complain about White House appointment.

Michael Steele is sorely missed ("It was the best of times, it.....")

Mel Gibson utters a bad word.

Facebook buys Google.

Barack Obama friends Queen Elizabeth

Senator Bernie Sanders speaks with emotion and at length

Pat Robertson arrested for pot smoking

Republicans deny climate change; oceans keep rising

Bill O'Reilly claims that he can see God there on the moon causing tides

Michele Bachmann releases her political book, The Audacity of Dope

Mark Twain returns and excoriates censors, using the F word

BP opens wind farm off Cape Cod

Oklahoma Congressman offers Constitutional Amendment banning sharia law in U.S.