"Rick Perry’s Campaign Slogan: ‘What Harm Could a Governor of Texas Do?’

Lone Star Candidate Kicks Off 2012 Bid" (from Borowitz, a while back)

A Romney win would be bad for the country. His is a Republican. But a Perry win would be positively scary. Would he really make the government inconsequential in our lives, or would we be required to pray daily and wear cowboy boots?