Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Velveeta Shortage

Velveeta Shortage

"Cheesepocalypse nears as Kraft runs low on Velveeta"

Unfortunately, news of this calamity has been overshadowed by Chris Christie's Bridgegate. Congress must quickly impose a fair, nationwide rationing system.

It is apparently just a false rumor that Sarah Palin tweeted  "Let them eat cheese."


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