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Friday, December 30, 2005

SUB-ROSA NEWS

Some of the News
That May be True

December 28, 2005

News Item: Concerned about illegal immigration, U.S. Congress proposes that
a fence be erected along the U.S.-Mexico border.

Prediction: At the 2008 Olympics, Mexican atheletes will finish 1-2-3 and take the
Gold, Silver, and Bronze medals in the pole vault.