SUB-ROSA NEWS

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GERALDO FINDS FALLEN SATELLITE

Geraldo Rivera locates the major sections of the U.S. satellite in a cave near his farm. The intrepid reporter announced that he plans to display it in the museum he will be opening in his home town.

Republican Debate Audience Boos Gay Soldier

This, after a prior GOP audience cheered news of a record number of executions. Where do they get theses people?

Burning Satellite Caught on Camera

No post tomorrow. I'll be busy looking at sky and getting ready to flee.

Department Of Justice: New Texas Voting Maps Violate Federal Anti-Discrimination Requirements

How about going after voter ID laws and other measures designed to reduce voting by minorities and young people.

MOVING THE GOAL POSTS
GOP Accused Of Trying To Disenfranchise Opponents With Electoral 'Reforms'

With such a national pattern, with obvious intent, where are the heavy-hitting lawsuits?