altara

Friday, November 27, 2015

cruz

Go vote for Ted Cruz
A guy who sure hates to lose
And drives us to booze

Thursday, November 26, 2015

trump

Donald Trump Says He Can Predict Terrorism: 'I Can Feel It'

So is he running for clairvoyant-in-chief?

 

bush

Go vote for Jeb Bush
Not as good as Bush 41
Much better than W

Monday, November 23, 2015

injured

Police say 11 injured after shooting at California shipyard.

Since this was gunfire, why isn't the correct word "wounded", not "injured"? 

rubio

Vote for Rubio
He's not a philosopher
And not a welder

Sunday, November 22, 2015

rubio

Vote for the Marco
He really is a Rubio
And very thirsty