"The Justice Department is investigating whether Standard & Poor’s rated mortgage securities improperly leading up to the financial crisis"

Duh

"Rick Perry’s Campaign Slogan: ‘What Harm Could a Governor of Texas Do?’

Lone Star Candidate Kicks Off 2012 Bid" (from Borowitz, a while back)

A Romney win would be bad for the country. His is a Republican. But a Perry win would be positively scary. Would he really make the government inconsequential in our lives, or would we be required to pray daily and wear cowboy boots?

Rick Perry Squares Off vs. Bachmann In Iowa

Congresswoman Bachmann won the Iowa Straw Poll, but the big news of the weekend was the entrance of Texas Governor into the campaign race. Backmann can't win but Perry or Romney could possibly beat President Obama.

A Romney win would be bad for the country. He is a Republican. But a Perry win would be positively scary. Would he really make the government inconsequential in our lives, or would we be required to pray daily and wear cowboy boots?

Pakistan Reportedly Gave China Access To Downed Bin Laden-Raid Helicopter

We give money to a country that would do this?