Wednesday, October 28, 2015


The runaway blimp has landed on the ground, with no major ground damage. And, thank God, the little boy is safe.

Tuesday, October 27, 2015


GOP Debates

Republicans are making a big mistake in debate scheduling. They should start no later than 7 pm. You see, their most reliable voting bloc is older (white) males. The way it is now, most of these voters are asleep before the debate is half over.