ECU

ECU to Join SEC

According to the coach of ECU's football powerhouse, Beauregard "Rocky" Culpepper, this was best choice. The Bid Ten is fading, the ACC is hardly a step up, and the SEC seems to have at least one team that may be competitive.

baseball ditty

Baseball's fun for many
To me, it's just a bore
It can take eighteen innings
Just to win a score