Saturday, April 20, 2013

Dunkin’ Donuts Open in Waterdown
Amid lockdown, to keep police going. 

Of course

Friday, April 19, 2013

Who says the Senate can't pass gun legislation?

   "... It (the amendment) would penalize states and localities that reveal data on licenses, permits and locations of gun owners...."

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Prominent among Americans attending the Margaret Thatcher funeral are Dick Cheney and Michele Bachmann. Guess that tells you something.

Monday, April 15, 2013


Some of the News
That may be True

                        Borowitz Plans to Quit

Andy Borowitz, the acclaimed humorist, announced today that, after his last column at the end of June, he will no longer engage in political and cultural dialogue. In response to reporters' questions, he said that there was now no place for satire presented as fake news.

By way of further explanation, Borowitz noted that the real news was so outrageous and outlandish that he could no longer compete. Asked for examples, he provided these samplings:

 "If babies had guns, they wouldn't be aborted"

Obama was born in Africa

I cared so much about my country that I engaged in improper conduct (serial adultery)

Most Congressional Democrats belong to the Communist party.

Same-sex marriage leads to polygamy, bestiality, and statutory rape.

Borowitz asked "How can I compete with that?"