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The Food and Drug Administration today approved over-the-counter sales of the “morning-after” contraceptive pill to women 18 and older.


COMMENT

I should think that girls of ages 14-17 would have an even more pressing need to get these pills easily. Is there really any significant health risk or is all of this ideological?

Maybe there'll be an increase in the types of fake IDs that minors use to drink in bars.

Homer

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In response to Kofi Annan's call for more troops for the U.N. force, under Italy's leadership, for southern Lebanon, Tom Cruise has offered to join up together with a contingent of battle-hardened Scientologists. The rights to any movie that comes out of this adventure will not be offered to Paramount.

In a separate announcement, the leader of the U.S.-based Minutemen promised to send to Lebanon two dozen platoons of trained Minutemen, whether or not invited to do so.

NEWS ITEM

Scientists Find "Proof" Of Mysterious "Dark Matter" In Space


COMMENT

The "dark matter" is just the blowing smoke from Bush press conferences