Shutdown

"Government Shutdown Looms"
    This jeopardizes the million dollar check due me for being an informer (That's why I'm here in Lands End under the witness protection program)

Syria

" Trump orders all US troops to withdraw from Syria, claiming ISIS defeated"
     Doubt that. Our military agrees - we have not heard the last of ISIS. Assad still there; Russia and    Iran benefit. Why?- to use troops on our southern border to repel refugees and rampaging Mexicans?