Friday, May 10, 2019

climate change

Since the US and many other nations seem to lack the will to take the necessary steps to address the threat of climate change, we probably will face slow extinction many years from now.
  But we could face a fast extinction from intense heat or cold if the earth and sun suddenly become closer or farther apart .Let's hope that by then we will know how to colonize other planets or will develop an effective shield around the earth.
   I'm working on it.

Tuesday, April 23, 2019

Muellerhauku Mueller

Trump thinks that Mueller
Should have stayed off far, far
Longer than Bueller

Thursday, April 11, 2019


I, and the members of my R&;D team, have been fed up  with those annoying sales, political and other solicitation calls that come at all hours, often at mealtimes. So we have been developing a device to stop or discourage them. Tentatively named the RetroHit, it works this way: if a human calls, it sends a charged signal back that will deafen that person for 3 hours; if it's a computer, it will be disabled  for 3 days.
    We know that there will be much interest, but we have not yet determined price and availability.


Br exit - Why ever vote on the exit if it's just going to be postponed forever?

Saturday, March 30, 2019

Brexit haiku

They vote, and they vote
May promises to exit
But still no Brexit

Wednesday, March 06, 2019

O Canada

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau of Canada is embroiled in a scandal involving accusations of back-room deal-making and bullying tactics, all to support a Canadian company accused of bribing the Libyan government 

Oh,Oh  This can't be happening in our nice neighbor to the north.

Sunday, March 03, 2019

Clearance haiku

No "Secret" clearance
Because of their worthless past
Father got it fast

Tuesday, February 19, 2019

haiku Wall

Many States have sued
Total of sixteen in all
Because of that Wall